Negotiator (with knowledge of obscene sayings) ✓ AH

🏢 NDA

Hybrid

💰 €3 500–5 600 / month

📍 Ереван

Published: 15 April 2026 Updated: 1 week ago

Responsibilities: - Know that in negotiations you should not always be like one of Vasily’s organs and agree to everything - Active interaction with the Client: listen to all the client’s fairytale psychosis that came to them during a trip and nod affirmatively; be ready to sit for hours in a stuffy office to approve requirements, and then solve everything in 5 minutes in the smoking area; discuss technical issues with an interlocutor who does not know the difference between java and javascript and says “yava” instead of “java” - Resolve controversial and complex issues with the Client in the format of the childish trigger “I’m counting to three,” so the Client feels family warmth Requirements: - Be an experienced smoker - Be able to get through the hangover stage overnight after successful signing by both parties - Always carry a collection of jokes from 2007 with you - You did not smile while reading this vacancy What we offer: - You can beat the sh*t out of the Client, we will provide you with a spot behind the garages - Almost family-like relationships in the company (much warmer than communication with the Client)